'ello, my pretty pirate poppets! Another wonderful batch of captions for you to chortle and chuckle over! You guys are all so creative and funny, and it always amazes me how at times each picture will unwittingly inspire a sort of theme, and yet you're all still so original with it!
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WILL: (stares at Elizabeth lovingly CLOSES IN FOR THE KISS...)
ELIZABETH: Did you get some work done? A nose job, perhaps?
Will: I'm gay.
Liz: Oh my god, so am I.
Jack: (off screen) Like any one's surprised.
Elizabeth: Will, I have to tell you something. I - I'm a lesbian. I'm running off with Anamaria. Goodbye.
Will: "Elizabeth... I... I'm gay."
Elizabeth: "You mean... you- and Jack...?"
Will: "Yes. I'm afraid so."
Elizabeth *thinking*: "I'm going to be a virgin for the rest of my life, aren't I?"
Will: I've never felt anything like it. He had me pleading for more; more heat, more him. And then.....
Elizabeth: Yes? Go on. Then?
Will: He called me Bootstrap.
Elizabeth: No! You're kidding.
Will: Does it look like I'm kidding?
Liz: The jacket's not ALL that came with the outfit. See? That's not a wocket in my pocket, I'm just really happy to see you, babe...
Narrator: I wonder if they know their faces will stay that way.